Bad poetry.

i debated with another whether pigs “grunt” or “gruffle”. i hold the former, my opponent the latter. thus, i wrote an haiku:

i delcare that pigs
grunt but they do not gruffle
as they swim in mud.

btw, i am right. definitions of grunt and gruffle.

People take this guy seriously?

Pirillo

I really find it hard to believe that people actually take Chris Pirillo as a voice on technology. After seeing about 10 minutes of him on a TechTV show while in Murfreesboro last year, I swore off the network forever. Now he’s harping this Lindows Laptop — a device I have mixed feeling about on my most generous day. It looks terribly under-powered, and the lack of a CD-ROM drive is a killer. The price looks decent, though, but Lindows can’t be much (and has a quirky license) — further, for just a couple hundred bucks more, you can get a more fully equiped laptop from a major vendor (Dell, Compaq, etc.).

I dunno, color me a skeptic, but if Pirillo is pimping it, I probably don’t want it anyway.

Takes on the news

Segway (remember “IT”?) sales slump, company forecast bleak.[1] But, you can now buy (overpriced) Progressive insurance on the thing.[2] Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

DSL customers brace for higher prices
Meanwhile, in rural TN, dialup customers are begging to get broadband at any price…

On a much more serious note —
At Least Three Dead in Alabama Shooting, Police Say


Update: 4 killed, one injured.

This one should get an entry in “World’s Dumbest Felons”: Police cornered the shooter “at his apartment, after [they] went to the address he had put down on his job applications.”

RPMs are teh devul.

I found an article on DistroWatch entitled Is RPM Doomed? All I can say is that I certainly hope so. At the office I have four servers running RedHat (one 6.1, one 6.2, two 7.0) — all of which are behind on some major security patches because of version conflicts within RPMs. It is too big of a PITA to manage, so I give up.

DebianI’m standardizing on Debian for all of our production machines, a decision I made some months ago after running regan on Debian for just under a year with _no_ issues. apt-get has worked like it _should_. Yes, DEB packaging has flaws (just like all the rest), but none so crippling as to keep me from doing what I need to do, as RPM packages have.

</rant>

“Hackers” and happiness.

Read Dave Barry‘s columns, or his answers to questions on slashdot.

Some people are too paranoid. Others are not paranoid enough.

From how many more rooftops must I yell: “WHY DO WE CARE WHAT THE FRENCH THINK?” before somebody starts listening? A couple of friends and myself with pointy sticks could take over France in a matter of hours; why should we care what their stupid pacifist gay cheese-eating surrender monkey opinions are on our matters of war and peace? Now the EU is starting to side with them. [link from Rick, the rant is all my own.]

Union Bank fire

Tuesday night, the old Union Bank building in downtown Pulaski burned. I got some photos and video of the action. Most didn’t turn out great due to the darkness, but you may find them interesting:

(link removed – 07-June-2003)

Local news coverage: WKSR || Citizen Press